I figure since I can't enjoy them to the fullest myself....maybe YOU'D benefit from stylin' out for up to 80% off.
Who am i kidding? I may drop by a few :X
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Spring Sample Sales
Spring Sample Sale Season is upon us and it pains me that I can't be dropping mad cash like I usually do at these things (momma should be saving to spend in LA & Vegas in a few weeks...sofun!).
Yummy - Gwen Stefani ft Pharrell (Remix)
Another not-so-new-but-not-that-old song that I just wanted to share witchall....cuz you know my idol is Gwenny:
Walk in...the place....They know...my face
Let me check my intinerary...ummmmm....alright.
I Heart Gwen Forever.
sidenote: I hope my fam will be just as cute as the Stefani-Rossdale clan!!! lovelovelove.
Walk in...the place....They know...my face
Let me check my intinerary...ummmmm....alright.
I Heart Gwen Forever.
sidenote: I hope my fam will be just as cute as the Stefani-Rossdale clan!!! lovelovelove.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Scene & Heard
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?
- George Bernard Shaw
- George Bernard Shaw
Pop Champagne Remix ft Lil Kim + Luda
Yeah Yeah Yeah I still like this song. :P
But why have i never heard or noticed this remix til last week?? Lil Kim's part is killin it!
Pop Champagne (Remix) - Ron Browz Ft Swizz Beats,Lil Kim & Ludacris
On my neck on my wrist everything is litted up
Drinkin bottles of that Cliquot 'till I spit it up
.....
When I'm with my dope boys everything is on the house
(OHHHHHHHH!!!!!) Pop champagne!
I feel like strippin while I'm dancin on the couch
Boys throwin money at me while they grabbin on there crotch
I'm holdin that bottle like an Ace Of Spades model
Champagne in my veins even put it in my douche bottle
......
Pop champagne like it's my middle name
Drive the champagne range
What we can't get we import it in the plane
We hot, so I keep the ice in the chain
Just incase the bottles ain't cold enough
I take it off my neck and then I drop it in the cup
But why have i never heard or noticed this remix til last week?? Lil Kim's part is killin it!
Pop Champagne (Remix) - Ron Browz Ft Swizz Beats,Lil Kim & Ludacris
On my neck on my wrist everything is litted up
Drinkin bottles of that Cliquot 'till I spit it up
.....
When I'm with my dope boys everything is on the house
(OHHHHHHHH!!!!!) Pop champagne!
I feel like strippin while I'm dancin on the couch
Boys throwin money at me while they grabbin on there crotch
I'm holdin that bottle like an Ace Of Spades model
Champagne in my veins even put it in my douche bottle
......
Pop champagne like it's my middle name
Drive the champagne range
What we can't get we import it in the plane
We hot, so I keep the ice in the chain
Just incase the bottles ain't cold enough
I take it off my neck and then I drop it in the cup
Friday, April 3, 2009
He's Just Not That Into You
For those of you who don't know, this is one of my fave books in the world from the writers of SATC.
And I don't want to go as far as to say that it's changed my life but it's DEFINITELY changed my way of thinking....for the better :) Gone are the days you spend moping around about boys. poopoo to that!
Go pick up a copy, if you haven't yet! It's insightful and hilarious!
Butttt...if you're a complete lazyass, I'll start posting a few of my fave quotes from the book every so often.
Here's today's:
Don't be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You're deeply missable. However, he's still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he's choosing, every day, not to be with you.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Congratulations to my Evy-poo!!
My piscean soul-mate, Evaleen got engaged over the weekend to her New Yorker beau, Anthony!! YAYYYYYY Do I hear a wedding @ the Plaza?? :X It'll be JUST like the movies! lol
Herbf fiance, has chosen a FABFABSUPERGORG ring:
Wow. LOVE! I heart boys that pick out good rings!! You've got a keeper, Ev! LOL
Her
Wow. LOVE! I heart boys that pick out good rings!! You've got a keeper, Ev! LOL
CONGRATULATIONS, BABY!!!!! I am SO happy for you, you don't even know!! :*)
Speaking of engagements and stuff, my friend Joyce also got engaged quite recently and i MUST share her totally cute wedding site:
Read his section on how he met her.....and her favourite memory of him...I wanted to DIE at how utterly in love and cute they are. It brings a tear to my eye when I see couples that are this smitten with each other. Congrats to you two as well! xoxo
Friday, March 27, 2009
An Ode to all the "Nice" Guys out there....
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA4 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
-Fu-zu Jen, SEAS/WH, 2003
I read this and felt oh-so-grateful for all the wonderful boys in my life who have done so many of the above for me...and yet remain single....or are stuck with really shitty girlfriends.
I won't name any names, but dudes....you deserve a girl with the class, and sense of humor of Jennifer Aniston, the swagger of Gwen Stefani, all rolled into the classic looks and MILFY charm of Heidi Klum.
I totally appreciate all of the above (and much more) that each and every one of yall have done for me!!
ESPECIALLY YOU, BFF (although you DO get laid on the regular i'm sure, and by a gorgeous girl at that (LOVE YOU TOO SUSAN!) !! xoxoxxoxoxo
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA4 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
-Fu-zu Jen, SEAS/WH, 2003
I read this and felt oh-so-grateful for all the wonderful boys in my life who have done so many of the above for me...and yet remain single....or are stuck with really shitty girlfriends.
I won't name any names, but dudes....you deserve a girl with the class, and sense of humor of Jennifer Aniston, the swagger of Gwen Stefani, all rolled into the classic looks and MILFY charm of Heidi Klum.
I totally appreciate all of the above (and much more) that each and every one of yall have done for me!!
ESPECIALLY YOU, BFF (although you DO get laid on the regular i'm sure, and by a gorgeous girl at that (LOVE YOU TOO SUSAN!) !! xoxoxxoxoxo
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