Absolutely hilarious!! What exactly is it? Well...it's a book that outlines "rules" for how "Bros" should conduct themselves in various situations. And that's basically all it is.
My favourite excerpts from the book:
Article 1: Bros before ho's
The bond between two men is stronger than a bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
Article 12: Bros do not share dessert.
Article 26: Unless he has children, a Bro should not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Article 41: A Bro never cries.
Exceptions: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire ** applies only to the first time he retires.
Article 49: When asked: "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond "I got it.", whether or not he's actually got it.
Exceptions: Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car, loading an expensive TV into an expensive car.
Article 73: A Bro never asks for directions when lost.
LOL Love it!!! Go read it ASAP! :)
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