Take me to the track!

I've always wanted to attend the Kentucky Derby and wear one of those fantastic hats!

I don't know who this stunning creature above is, but she is just perfect!

And as much fun as the Kentucky Derby looks, the Royal Ascot in the UK looks even MORE fabulous:

Someone take me pleeeaaaaaasseee!!! Wait....I need to go shopping first (point me to the nearest Kentucky Derby hat boutique). And do I really need to know anything about horse-racing? I'll just sit around, look cute, and have my picture taken while sipping on mimosas.